Ask Jenna---3/13/03

Hello everyone. Welcome to Ask Jenna. St. Patrick's Day is right around the corner. I hope everybody is ready for the 'Wearing of the Green.' Even if you're not even remotely Irish, it doesn't matter. We're all Irish on St. Paddy's Day! Have fun and don't get too drunk!

Dear Jenna,

Me and my cat Jaspur have been sharing catnip bong hits. He gets high, and I get sick. I replaced the catnip with some pot (so daddy can get high), but then Jaspur pukes up his dinner.

Jaspur used to be addicted to crack cocaine, heroin, barbituates, you name it, and I was a major drunk. We're just looking for an innocent semi-legal high, and instead of him running off with other cats getting into god-knows-what kind of trouble, I prefer he stay home and do his drugs under my supervision.

Any suggestions how we both can get high together without one of us getting sick?

-John W.

You mean you get sick when you take a catnip bong hit?

Dude! I get something similar to a hop buzz when I do that!

Jasmine. It's safe, natural, and legal. Remember, Seals and Crofts sang: 'Summer breeze, makes me feel fine. Blowing through the jasmine in my mind.'

Damn. All this time I thought it was 'blowing throught the jazz man in my mind'. Heh.

I thought it was Indian, like Iroquois.

The 'Iroquois' were named that by the French.

They called themselves People of the Five Nations. And seem to have had an interesting social system.

ooops, I had a feeling that was gonna be the answer... Oh well, thanks for setting that straight.