NPFR: This is getting weird

I saw Paul Bellini _again_ just over an hour ago. He was standing outside Woody's Bar in the gay village.

If this is a sign of something that's about to happen in my life, I don't think I wanna know what it is.

I've got a gay bar??

Maybe he's stalking you.

You'd be amazed what you do when you're drunk, dude. I bet you don't remember establishing that chain of Korean Massage Parlors either.

Woody wrut:

Indeed you do.
http://www.woodystoronto.com/

I know what'll happen next. I'm going to run into him at the Cellar (my favorite bathhouse). He'll be wearing a towel then. And there'll be an audible click in my skull, signaling that my mind has finally, completely detached from reality.

... and you'll POKE HIM IN THE BELLY.

Speaking of bathhouses

April wrut:

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT

Big Hairy Cellar come on down:

Who's Paul Bellini?

'where have all the good times gone?' Frankenstein Earphone Radio Computer

seriously?

he was the guy in the towel who was featured in many kids in the hall sketches, including a contest and more, i'm sure.

Frankenstein Earphone Radio Computer God wrut:

Ben claims he hasn't for quite awhile.

Remind me to fire my IT guy.