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tralalafak
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US: We demand pizza. IRAQ: OK, where should we send it to? US: It's too late for negotiations. IRAQ: Please, where should we send the pizza? US: You're trying to distract us. The real issue here is pizza. IRAQ: Okay... US: We demand unconditional delivery of pizza. No payment or anything. IRAQ: Hey, if we're sending pizza we better get paid for it... US: This is duplicity. We won't be misled by you. You have had enough opportunities to send pizza. IRAQ: That's the way it works. You get pizza, we get money. US: We oppose linkage of pizza and money. IRAQ: Let's negotiate about this. I'm sure you'll get pizza soon. US: We need pizza within 30 seconds or we'll bomb you. IRAQ: Do you even want pizza? US: The time for negotiations is past. IRAQ: We can't send pizza if we're not going to get paid and we don't even have somewhere to send this. US: Our position is clear: send us pizza or be destroyed. IRAQ: But-! US: NO NEGOTIATIONS! YOU AREN'T GOING TO SEND PIZZA, ARE YOU?? THE ENTIRE INTERNATIONAL COMMUNITY DEMANDS PIZZA! IRAQ: Oh, great. US: WE'VE GIVEN YOU AN ARBITRARILY LARGE NUMBER OF CHANCES, BUT YOU JUST WON'T SEND PIZZA! IT'S TIME FOR WAR!!! IRAQ: Fine, fine!! We have pizza! We'll send pizza! US: It's too late for that.
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Housseinafghani
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...and it BETTER have Italian sausage & jalapenos...
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Paulomars
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'Benjamin' expostulated:
I've finally listened to enough opinions to determine why Iraq is being singled out. One of the reasons is that Saddam is the only ruler of a nation with WMD who has used them on his neighbors and his own people. He's fired missiles at at least three and invaded at least two. Iraq also sits astride and poses a potential threat to a region the destabilization of which could be highly damaging to the global economy. Further, Kim has made it plain that NK wants to negotiate the WMD issue. Saddam will not negotiate.
Not that these are excuses, but they do explain a few things.
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LindaGarrette
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BRAVA!!!!
It doesn't get much better than this.
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myshare
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someone care to repost it for the those of us who can't see the x-no-archivers?
Q fecking google
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