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My Jak Russell is gettin weird. I mean , I've kept him in a little box in the back garden for 15 years and now he's getting all uppity thinking he's better than me n stuff. How ungrateful can you get !

Ungrateful little bugger! Get pissed and make soup out've em'! Just don't tell the little anes' ats' what you did to their poochie! Hey Marty how the feck are ya'? Sent a message yesterday wondering where you'd got off to! How's the wife and kids?

-Jeff

Do something productive, go listen to iBN toad!

Never got the message ya bastard ! Ohh, and I'm doin fine The missus is asleep and so are the kids..............So, you can say what you feel...no holds barred

Your answers lie here:

Damn! I love those little Jacks' They always seem to be a puppy, even full grown. He's a football Marty. Don't you have a clothes line.? No Shit. Jaks love a good kick in the arse now and then. Punt the lil' ingrate over the line. That's 3 points you know.

Tried that............He bit me Lovable rogues is what they are. He reminds me of that guy in ' Stripes ', Psycho. ' Touch me and I'll kill you. Touch my stuff and I'll kill you. '

'Lighten up Francis'. Great stuff, that.

Heh, sure is. Never tire of that movie.

: thinking he's better than me n stuff. : How ungrateful can you get ! : : Marty

I'll sned my 11 lb kitten Moe to teach him some manners