St Patricks Day Toast

There was a plaque in one of those new-agey catalogues I somehow got subscribed to in days of yore that had a blessing that went something like this: (paraphrased) 'May those that love us love us, and those that hate us, may God turn their knees backwards so we know them by their walk.'

I see Red Ken has spent £50,000 of the tax payers money on a massive party in Central London for the Irish for St Patrick's Day. I'm assuming he'll do the same on St George's Day?

... and may you be in heaven a half-hour before the Devil knows you're dead.

Mrs Babymash come on down:

I, too, would like to make a toast in honor of St. Patrick's Day.

This is my toast:

To booze!

Very well. There you have it, kids. Don't drink piss, and don't drink swill.

April come on down:

This sounds suspiciously similar to a Phil Collins lyric.

Pat D come on down:

May I be in heaven half an hour before GOD knows I'm dead. That way the bastard will never know what's coming.

Poked All Over With Needles come on down:

True. Also, Phil Collins is Satan, so why would he be talking about God?

I tried to post this message, but apparently I can't figure out how to post messages by this point. I'm sorry. It's probably better this way.

Also, I highly recommend BBC Barleywine.

If you see this message, I guess I figured out how to post it after all.