THE MASTERBATION THREAD

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And they wonder why..............

The Smiling Buddha

<note to self: ask next fat Mormon I see about midnight snacks, check for

My gawd, that was a lot of wank!

Think I've not seen stuff like this before?

I grew up SDA............

I once listened to a stern lecture about masturbation in the boys dorm chapel. I made sure to stay up that night and masturbate on the bible in said boys dorm chapel lectern. Made sure Eze. 23 (?) pages were stuck together.

Also sat in said boys dorm chapel for 12 hours as they tried to make whoever did this 'fess up. Fat chance.

Oh my God...you all know I was raised as a Mormon.Well if ya didn't, ya do now. I'll tell ya about it if yer interested. It's a cult. Thanks for posting that. ((((((HUG))) Kyla%b

*I lasted 3 whole monthss at BYU* yer Den Mom has a past

So they're saying that I am not fornicating enough. Works for me.

And the winner is..............MRS BABYMASH, for what could possibly be the longest post in ampf history! accidental binaries excluded. As far as the subject matter goes, there are only two kinds of liars among men. Those that say they never did, and those that say they quit.

(going into the kitchen, and fixing meself a snack)

Eh, NQs are usually longer than 300 lines, which is longer than this... I remember posts around 600 lines, can't remember what, though.

Did you masturbate while reading about that super-duper bomb ?

Euh

'Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans'

oh my god....DAVID GILMOUR IS A MORMON?!?!?

Q don't listen to them dave, wank away to your heart's content! *waits for division bell jokes*

Doc Chkkn come on down:

Where can I buy waffles from the Rev. Moon?